50 Pick-Up Lines..Game?

Medyo matagal tagal na rin akong inde nagba-blog (though inde naman ganun ka-busy), lalo na yung tagalog.  Bukod sa ayaw ko magpost ng opinyon ko tingkol sa kung ano anong sh*t sa lipunan o mga napapansin ko sa araw-araw, e iniisip ko rin ang kapakanan ng mga foreign readers ko (kung meron man hehehe).  Isa sa mga madalas kong katuwaan, mabasa o marinig ko man, ay ang mga pick-up lines!  Sino ba inde gumamit neto?  Sumikat na nga sya to the point na gawing segment na ng isang sikat na comedy show.  Pede mong sabihing corny sya, pero trust me, nasa delivery lang yan. Pag swabe pagkakasabi, either humagalpak ka sa tawa, o makapag-pakilig ka ng iba.  Inde ako fan ng ganitong mga bagay (naks!) pero heto ang ilan sa mga nabasa ko (at never ko pang nagamit hahaha!) na baka pede sa inyo.

Read on!


1. "Ligaw na bala ka ba? Kasi sa iba ka nakalaan, pero ako ang tinamaan."
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2, "Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim. Pati din pala feelings ko sa ‘yo ganun din."
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3. "Dalawa lang ang bisyo ko: paglalasing at pagsusugal. Ang malasing sa pagmamahal mo, at pagsusugal ng lahat para sa yo."
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4. "Sabi nila, what you see is what you get. Eh paano ba yan, nakita na kita. Eh di akin ka na?"
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5. "Kailangan ko nang umuwi, kaya yakapin mo na ko. Kasi when I’m in your arms…I’m home."
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6. "Sa mga nagtatanong kung kami pa…hindi na…hindi na kami maghihiwalay."
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7. "Dadaan pa ba ko sa bahay niyo, o dederetso na ko sa puso mo?"
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 8. "Ang mahalin ka, parang pangongopya ng exam…bawal, pero ginagawa ko."
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9. "Sawa ka na ba sa buhay mo? Ba’t hindi mo subukan ang buhay na kasama ako?"
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10. "Ibenta mo na bahay mo, tutal nandito ka na nakatira sa puso ko."
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11. "Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad. Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas. Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sa kin.”
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12. “Ang galing mo din no? Di mo pa ko binabato, tinamaan na ko sa yo.”
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13. "Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?”
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14. "Para kang paaralan, gusto kitang pasukan araw-araw.”
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15. "Nasira yata cellphone ko, kasi wala dito number mo eh!”
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16. "Siguro freezer ka tapos tubig naman ako. Pag pinasok kita, tumitigas ako!”
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17. "Sana scientist ako, para ikaw naman ang lab ko.”
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18. "Sana ako nalang si antok, para gabi-gabi puwede kitang dalawin.”
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19. "Minsan gusto kitang galitin, para patulan mo naman ako.”
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20. "Musician ka ba? Tumataas nota ko sa yo eh!”
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21. "Sana naging palay ka nalang, para puwede kitang bayuhin.”
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22. "Pag wala ka, ang buhay ko parang lapis na hindi pa natatasahan: pointless.”
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23. "Ketchup ka ba?  Bakit?  Miss ka na ng hotdog ko e"
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24. "Sa hinaba-haba man ng tulog ko, IKAW pa rin ang dahilan ng pag-gising ko"
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25. "Masasabi mo bang bobo ako…Kung ikaw lang laman ng utak ko"
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26. May eraser ka ba? … Di ka kasi mabura sa isip ko…"
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27. "Race track ka ba? Ganda kasi ng curves mo"
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28. "Para kang password ang hirap mo makalimutan!"
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29. "Iced tea ka ba? Pag kasama kasi kita BOTTOMLESS ang SAYA ;)"
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30. "Pag namatay ako wag ka na dumalaw, baka ikaw ulit magpatibok ng puso ko!"
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31. "Corrupted Politician ka ba? Kasi sarap mong sibakin sa pwesto"
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32. "Kapag sinubukan mong silipin ang laman ng utak ko.... para kang lang tumingin sa photo album mo"
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33. "Pawis ba yan? Sorry natutunaw ka na pala."
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34. May notebook kaba dyan? Paki-take note naman, "Mahal kita."
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35. "Graduating ka na ba? kanina ka pa kasi march ng march sa isip ko "
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36. "Patingin nga ng kamay mo? gusto ko kasi malaman kung paano mo nahawakan ang puso ko"
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37. "Para kang sirang kotse, kc tuwing sasakyan kita tumitirik ka!"
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38. "Kutsara ka ba? kasi kapag nanjan ka napapanganga ako eh"
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39. "May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa Psychiatrist... Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko"
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40. "Chicharon ka ba? Baket: kasi ang ingay mo habang kinakain kita
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41. "Kung sumasabog lang ang puso ko, matagal na sigurong nakakalat ang LETRA ng pangalan mo!"
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42. "Balakubak kaba? - kasi I can't get you out of my head"
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43. "I have tried the water company, the electric company, even the telephone company, but NOTHING beats your company"
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44. " I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!"
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45. "Alam mo ba ang kasabihan ng mga pilipino? - "aanhin pa ang damo,kung sayo palang may tama nako"
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46. "Pikit ka........ganyan kadilim buhay ko pag wala ka!"
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47. "Nakakatakot man ang multo, mas nakakatakot pag nawala ka sa buhay ko"
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48.  "Baril ka ba?  Bakit? Paisang putok naman!"
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49. "Sana iPhone ka na lang..Bakit?.. para malaro mo na Angry Bird ko!"
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50. Eto ang tatandaan mo.. Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay.       
      Tulad ko, buhay pero patay na patay sayo


Hope you enjoyed this one!

Basketball Fundamentals : A Lost Art?

Basketball has always been a part of my life.  I cannot recall a single instance wherein I did not get the urge to play even by just hearing the ball bounce or seeing friends gearing up with fancy hoops jerseys.  Others may call it ridiculously insane to associate oneself to something this mundane, but I guess it's what we feel and do whenever we engage in something we totally dedicate ourselves to.  This is something that I totally have innate passion to pursue and be good at, if not better than your average cager.  I've never considered myself a great ball player though, but I have utmost confidence on my skills (besides, the fulfillment in self-gratification only ruins the essence of compliments)

I pride myself in being more of a two-way team player, one who's happy and content racking up assists or going for steals so that his teammates can gain the opportunity to bask in the glory of scoring points, rather than someone who focuses only on a single aspect of the game, specifically offense. Harking back to my younger days, my father used to tell me that I should be a point guard given my pint-sized frame.  He stressed the value of ball handling (otherwise known today as having "sick handles"), finding the open man, setting up the offense, issuing up assists, and being a vocal leader on the floor. However, regardless of being stereotyped for that matter, he also stressed that I must learn and take into heart the fundamentals of boxing out, an essential aspect of positioning for rebounds; as well as the timely use of crossovers and pivotal footwork to find my way to the hole.  

He's not an advocate of hoisting jumpers yet he made me practice the correct form. The biggest lesson he gave though was to “play to win”; to give it your all at all times regardless if you’re playing under the grandiloquence of the league championship, or just engaged in a prosaic pick-up game.  This is the competitive spirit that I somehow integrated to anything that I engaged at in life.   

It is in this light that I thought of the state of today's players, especially those who we knew so much about.  Basketball is a team sport the last time I checked,  yet nowadays you'll see some players hoisting more shots compared to others as if that was the only thing they were tasked to do.  Others concentrate only in pulling down rebounds, setting screens, or much worse, using up their fouls to foil whatever attempts are being made by the other team's best player. It has reached the point wherein certain players are being stereotyped to work on a couple, or with bigger disappointment, only on a single aspect of the game.

I'd be hypocritical and highly idealistic if I'll say that all five players should have proficiency in most if not all aspects of the game.  This is where the cliché "complementing one another" comes in. Others will really excel at one aspect specially in scoring points (for who doesn't want to be labeled a scorer and gain instantaneous fame along the way), or pull more rebounds given their height.  In stark contrast though, does this competence give them the excuse not to exert as much effort in getting better in other aspects?  Are scorers bound to be laced up in a stake if they box out and reach out for a rebound?  Or are centers damned for life if they issue a nice, fundamental assist? How about a max-player sacrificing his body to draw a charge, or even dive for a loose ball?

Looking at today's players, it's sad that we can only pinpoint a select few who works on both ends of the court, while giving their entire effort to succeed night in and night out.  Some of these players include the NBA’s CP3, DRose, TD, D12, old time greats like MJ, Stockton and Malone, Barkley, and even to my surprise, Kobe’s on my list(I’m literally not a big fan of this guy but I'm all praises to his work ethic and approach to the game).  For those who personally know me, you’re probably looking for LeBron’s name in it right? Well, I couldn't tarnish this list by just being a solid LBJ fan.  He's already a great player, and has the capability to be part of the list and even topbill it, but unless he shows consistency in doing so, he'll just be a sordid flash-in-the-pan, a nightly SportsCenter regular who will never receive the nod of pure basketball pundits.  On the other hand, among our locals, I can only think of one player at the moment who fits this tag, and that's Arwind Santos.

To part with, it is my radical wish that every player and player-to-be (such as my two sons) be ingrained with the right fundamentals,  and hopefully learn to exercise the burning desire not only to win games, but to continuously work on being a complete basketball player as well. I'd rather see a lot of jack-of-all-trades rather than a couple of “master-of-one” (I coined this term that’s why).  It will bring out parity in the competition, and hopefully after a long time, make the game of basketball worth watching. In its purest essence, basketball is not only a sport; it is a way of life by itself.

The RH Bill Saga: Clergical Borderlines

There comes a time when a certain issue becomes a national headline, enough for the majority to storm out of the doldrums just to belt out seemingly interesting yet seamlessly mundane thoughts. Such has been the case for controversial issues such as the fertilizer scam, broadband ZTE deal, and a plea bargain by a military general just to name a few to date.  However, these issues pale in comparison when we start dealing with the growing saga called the RH Bill.

I would defer explanation as to what it is all about for that's never my intent on this blog.  I am not a proponent nor an opponent nor am I standing in the middle.  I'm just playing the third-person role to set an insight on what seems to be a misguided outrage over a seemingly growing support for the passage of this bill.  A lot of those who oppose have taken the brunt of the "clergical populace" since according to the sanctified doctrines and practices, it is terribly unforgivable to kill an unborn child, or whatever has been involved in the process of conception.  On the other hand, those who support the bill chooses to focus on the economical side of things and parlays facts that indict lack of appropriate knowledge with sex and its related entities as the root of all things associated with poverty and impoverishment of young, human lives.

As a person in the middle, I chose not to support nor disagree with either of these battling sides.  I believe each party had the  pros and cons deliberately considered, but just made the choice to advocate a certain advantage and exonerate those items that are against their principles.  On a farther note though, I'm much more concerned with how the Catholic Church has flexed its "muscles", also known as arbitrary colonialism.  I mean, it's one thing to oppose the bill, but forcing people to support it or be deemed a devil's ally or worse be excommunicated, just doesn't cut it for me.  I am a very proud Catholic, one who lives by its teachings on how to live a good life, and one that always look into the goodness of living out your own free will and letting God be your guide, but I'm not buying the clergy's latest insinuations and actions, since for me it's just like they want to control how we live, much like the old glory days of the damned Spanish regime.

I am by no means against their teachings and truly believe that they only have our own good to think about, but we are already in the midst of the digital information age and we must cease to be casked in a box, and fear the loss of our allegiance just because we advocate a different principle.  People ought to have the right of free will, and that includes being able to support whatever cause you like as long as you are not stepping on anyone's toes.  

We ought to have our own way of raising our own family, and anyone who says and judges what we do as a failure is a complete fool.  As they say, only history can truly tell those who will be ahead of us whether what we did or believed in was right or wrong. To part with. the Church should serve as our guiding light towards living out a God-centered life,  and I'm totally all for it, but it should not play hold a narcissistic baton whipping our backs towards their own perception of what is good or bad, this one should belong to us. 

Novelty from my 4-year Old Son

It’s always a fascinating when someone so dear to you comes up with something new and mesmerizing.  Such can be the apt description to my son’s ever growing list of achievements.  No, we’re not talking here about academics and the like, but moreso of the progress he’s made in understanding simple things, and his unquenchable thirst for a deeper sense of comprehension in discerning complicated ones.

To give readers a glimpse of his brilliance, he already knows a lot about how to operate gadgets such as both our phones, his PSP, and even navigate on his own through his mom’s laptop.  He also knows how to answer politely over the phone and seek needed information (name of caller, who they’re looking for). 

Moreover, it’s his command of the values and virtues we desperately wanted him to live with that impress me.  He knows when to “apprehend”  us whenever we speak of “PG-13” expressions;  apparently knows what’s good and bad for his age technology-wise(think about parental control with his PSP minus the PC, or playing too long on his mom’s laptop); and even ultimately educating both of us (me and my wife), that after making someone older than him aware of a bully’s actions, striking back is never the best option, but talking incessantly that doing bad things to others is not cool would be.

I guess others would never grasp the feeling nor even have a remote idea what it’s like to be a proud parent, especially after seeing your son do things typical 4-year olds just can’t and won’t do.  As our family looks forward to our upcoming bundle of joy, may the incoming “Kuya” imbibe his brother/daughter with these great gifts that always makes mom and dad happy.